Bios
Please note, these are unedited bios submitted by
the residents of Longwood.
Jeff Best is a junior RA at Longwood University. Go
Lancers!!!! He is working towards his degree in industrial engineering,
which can be quite the time consumer, but he still manages to find time
to spend with his dorm mates. They're really a great family to him.
Whether they're water skiing, hiking, or just telling jokes about how
much they love Longwood (affectionately known as "Zombie") University
and the professors. He's always happy to spend time with fellow students
in a safe, conscious manner. On campus he is an RA and participates in
the mock trial team, intramural softball, and the university soup
kitchen. Go
Lancers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian DeCaro is a junior Music Education major at
Longwood "Zombie" University. He was infected by the Munalos virus by a
freak accident—while working as a caddy at Longwood Country Club, he
was exposed to Munalos after the town physician invited a tourist to a
round of golf. The tourist turned out to be a zombie, and Ian was the
only one bitten before the problem was solved. He was quarantined in a
closet at the country club at the behest of the doctor, and was not
released until several days after the rest of the town was infected. He
is glad to be out of the closet and performing with his jazz combo, the
Ragdoll Cats.
Maria Delaney is a fourth year graduate student
studying Immune Pathology. She was a fellow at Dr. Bennett's previous
lab before the outbreak and came to Longwood to help her former mentor
with the difficult task of finding a cure for the Munalos virus. She has
to admit the HazMat suit does make life difficult, but it will all pay
off in the end. For science!
Visit her Facebook.
Paul Fortynbras works at Lawfen & Rextab, Inc. He is a
sophomore Biology major and Spanish minor at Longwood University. He
enjoys interesting activities, such as shuffle board, bingo, Scrabble,
taking naps, enjoying hardy laughs with his friends, and watching TV. A
few of his favorite shows include Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Star
Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek:
Deep Space 9, Star Trek: Voyager, Star Trek: Enterprise, Battlestar
Galactica, Babylon 5, Andromeda, Eureka, Sanctuary, Firefly, Fringe,
Lost, Heroes, Family Guy, Psych, House, Dollhouse, Monk, Big Bang
Theory, The Office, Boston Legal, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report,
Arrested Development, and (Un)Dead Seriously.
Visit his Facebook.
Kamoa Fukunome (aka "Ka-mo'a Money") is one cool
m*****f***er. He gets with the ladies with minimal effort, which leaves
him plenty of time to ponder the big questions of life and the the
nature of reality (very fitting that he is a Philosophy major). When not
philosophizing or romancing beautiful women, he seeks to satisfy his
catlike curiosity by adventuring with his mates. His favourite beverage
is warm milk and favourite balls are made of yarn. He has impeccable
balance, reflexes, and can land on his feet when falling from ANY
height. This is fortunate because of his unparalleled jumping prowess.
Ladies, he is single and ready to mingle.
Visit his Facebook.
Harmony Hastings
NOTE: Harmony drew quite a lovely illustration depicting her love of her
friends and all things in the Universe. However, it was destroyed when a
certain research physician attempted to improve the performance of our
scanner. Sorry, Harmony. :(
Visit her Facebook.
Alice Springs McKenna is originally from the suburbs of
Chicago. She would like to point out that Alice Springs is not a full
name, but kind of like a hyphenated name, sort of like Peggy-Sue or
Mary-Ann (people always seem confused by this concept). She is a
freshman at Longwood University where she is currently undecided, but is
considering majoring in either Psychology or English. Some of her
favorites include sushi, the color blue, Twilight, the TV shows The
Office, Scrubs, Bones, and Desperate Housewives, reading magazines, and
chilling with friends. She also likes mysterious and/or dangerous guys,
so if you know any, let her know! :)
Visit her Facebook.
Dr. Todd Bennett, MD, is the savior of Longwod. Without
my help, no one would have survived the April 10th outbreak. Sure,
everyone "technicaly" died, but I have saved them. I like to think that
it is because of my ground breaking research that everyone lives normal
lives after death. I continue to provide top-notch medical care for this
comunity and surounding areas. I wil never give up the search for the
cure, and I promise I wil find that cure within a year. I am sure of it.
Bree Michaels is a sophomore Theater major. She grew up
in Key West, Florida, which is where she got her formerly great tan (not
so great since the whole zombie thing :'( ). She moved to Longwood to
attend Longwood U for one reason and one reason only.....it's Drama
Department! She loves adventures, shopping, hanging with her friends,
and pretty much doing anything where she can be around great people and
friends! She hopes that the (Un)Dead Seriously documentary will expose
her to a wider audience.
www.undeadseriously.com
Natalya Romano moved from
Washington D.C. to Longwood for college in 2008. She is a freshman
Poli-Sci major with a minor in Film, works for the school's literary
magazine, and has been involved on the sets of several student films
since arriving at school and this summer would have been working as an
intern at Animal Planet. She dreams to one day make a documentary of her
own focusing on the social impact of the Munalos virus. Her favorite
websites include FML, Fail Blog, Texts from Last Night, MLIA, and
undeadseriously.com.
Visit her Facebook.
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originally from [CONFIDENTIAL], but was reassigned to [CONFIDENTIAL]
after the April [CONFIDENTIAL]th incident for a [CONFIDENTIAL] mission.
He always carries a [CONFIDENTIAL] with him, so watch out
[CONFIDENTIAL]s, he's [CONFIDENTIAL]ing you!
*Name changed for national security purposes.
Visit his [CONFIDENTIAL].
Cedric Sullivan is a freshman at Longwood University.
He is a triple major in Computer Science, Bio-engineering, and Gender
Studies. In his free time he enjoys challenging his self-designed
Chessmaster program and playing World of Warcraft -- he is a Guild
Leader across 5 separate servers. Writing palindromic sentences,
developing his elven, and listing scientifically impossible Star Trek
occurrences are among his other hobbies. After graduation, he plans to
attend graduate school and conduct reasearch on the Munalos virus (but
actually do research, nothing like what Maria does).
Visit his Facebook.
Jessica Walters is a junior Psychology major. Instead
of doing lame schoolwork, she likes to booze, party, and chill with her
many friends. She's always doing something wild and outrageous, so for a
good time, text the celly. She loves beach parties, frat parties, house
parties, birthday parties, gradatuation parties, going-away parties, and
formals and shops only at Hollister, Abercrombie & Fitch, and Forever
21. She is against all wars, but loves Jager bombs.
Visit her Facebook.
